16 marts 2006

Stuck Home: the fictional capital of Scandinavia


Industriens Dagblad: Det centrale, finansielle og kulturelle midtpunkt i Skandinavien ligger i Stockholm, og derfor kan den svenske hovedstad med rette kaldes "The Capital of Scandinavia". Med den argumentation og sloganet fører den svenske hovedstad sig frem på årets internationale ejendomsmesse, Mipim 2006, i Cannes.Allerede ved indgangen til messeområdet i Palais des Festivals bliver de 20.000 besøgende side om side med bannere fra Manchester og Dubai mødt med store bannere med Stockholms slogan, og netop sloganet har gjort de københavnske deltagere sure.

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Chauvinist? Moi?

Men når man fører røv helt oppe i ansigtshøjde, så skal det da gå galt.

Is Stuck Home really the capital of Scandinavia?

Erh yes in a cultural and economic way it is the main city of Scandinavia.

But it is not the capital in a factual kind of way?

Well no. It's just a way to put it, that we are the greatest so to speak.

Uhu. The greatest liars muhahahahaha. The greatest pretenders buahahahahahahahahah.

No the greatest economically and culturally. Stuck Home is a very dynamic city and worldleading in many fields.

Can I trust the facts you give me about Stuck Home?

Yes of course you can. All the figures are from the government.

The government of Scandinavia?

No the government of Sweden of course.

Is Stuck Home the capital of Sweden?

Yes it is.

Can I trust you on that? Is it a factual fact or only a cultural fact? Or maybe it's an economic fact?

It is just a fact... And if you want to know something about it, then I will tell you about it, but if you will just make fun...

Why is housing in Copenhagen more expensive than in Stuck Home?

Copenhagen is overrated.

Is it true?

Why don't you go over there and look for yourself. It's small and ugly and too expensive. And the danish people are stupid and hate alle foreigners.

Really? Can I trust you on that? I mean what kind of fact is that?

Its a cultural and economic fact that it is a factual fact. Have a nice day, asshole.

Same to you.

8 Comments:

Anonymous andy said...

the other guy came out as the one withgood arguments. you seem to be jealous. stockholm is the main city in scandinavia,copenhagen is crap. it really is. and danish people are really ignorant.peace

12.5.06  
Anonymous Anonym said...

Fuck you, swedish cunt. Stockholm bloodbath for the win.

31.5.07  
Blogger Jan said...

Hej Nils - vill du vara med och skoja om Stockholms slogan - med satir, skriv till mig - vi planerar en arg och parodisk utställning!
Janne
jan.ohlin@gmail.com

Skriv gärna oavsett så jag vet om detta gick fram!

11.2.08  
Anonymous Anonym said...

Hej Jan -

Satire er godt, men det er jo en ældgammel blogpost, du er faldet over, og jeg er nok ikke så optaget af den problemstilling længere...

vh Nils

11.2.08  
Blogger Jan said...

Hej Nils,
tack för svar!

Jo, jag såg att det var en gammal blogpost, men tänkte att du kanske var intresserade i alla fall.

Jag har skrivit en artikel om detta: http://www.arbetaren.se/articles/kultur2007095
om du vill läsa.

Hälsningar
Jan

(Måste skriva här, det gick inte att svara på mailet på vanligt sätt)

11.2.08  
Blogger Jan said...

Det blev fel:

http://www.arbetaren.se/articles/kultur2007095

ska det vara!

/J

11.2.08  
Blogger Jan said...

fan vad detta var svårt; av någon anledning blir adressen kapad:

2007095 ska siffrorna vara!

/J

11.2.08  
Anonymous Anonym said...

Hej Nils,
kan du ta bort mina kommentarer på bloggen?

De har karaktär av privat brevväxling. Det var för att jag inte hade din mailadress jag skrev så. Och det känns inte bra att min mailadress ligger där.

Mvh
Jan

20.3.08  

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